Some of my favorite TV characters had a few things to say this week, including Wil Wheaton, who played a major badass on Criminal Minds. Take a look at who said what, and feel free to offer your own favorite quotes in the comments.
“I’m exhausted, but if you wanna hop on and do all the work … ” – Sloan to Callie, who just wants someone to listen about her relationship issues with Erica, Grey’s Anatomy
“It must be cold there in your shadow.” – Kirby to Nico, on Nico’s slacker brother, George, Lipstick Jungle
“Suppose she gets pregnant! How in the world is she supposed to nurse a baby with fangs?” – Arlene to Sam, on Sookie having sex with Bill, True Blood
How I Met Your Mother:
Ted: “The lamb here is supposed to be great.”
Nora: “Oh, I’m a vegan. I wish I could tune out that moral voice inside me that says ‘eating animals is murder,’ but I guess I’m just not as strong as you are.”
Ted: “That’s because you need protein.”
“Kids, seriously, never invite an ex to a wedding. It’s like inviting the Seattle Mariners to the World Series. It’s just awkward for everyone.” – Marshall, How I Met Your Mother
“Penthouse Forum meets medical mystery. Maybe there IS a god.” – Dr. Gregory House, House, M.D.
“Another life saved by girl-on-girl action.” – Dr. Gregory House, House, M.D.
“Why wouldn’t he ask for me? Am I not the star of this show?” – Alan Shore, Boston Legal
“Peter, if you’re going out, bring me some cotton candy … blue, not pink. I’ve got a craving.” – Walter Bishop, Fringe
“I’m a surgeon, not a yenta.” – Lucius Dubendo to Dr. Brennan, ER
“Oh yeah. You’re the one they were telling me about. The psychic. Sorry, Gandalf, in our bumbling way, we did look pretty good.” – Investigating Officer, The Mentalist
“You didn’t touch my pancakes.” – Floyd Hansen, Criminal Minds
“You’re always safe with me. I’m a very good screamer.” – Andy to Angela, The Office
Life on Mars:
Sam: “Y’see — Reeve’s murder is looking more and more like a hate crime.”
Hunt: “What, as opposed to an ‘I really really like you’ crime?”
“I have standards, Will, and drinking coffee? Well below them.” – Helen Magnus, Sanctuary
“I’ve always been a leave-it-in kinda guy.” – Ted to Olivia, on her pulling a pencil out of his hand, Life
Clacked by Jane Boursaw
on Oct 26, 2008 @ 12:00 EST5EDT
Entourage: Lloyd: Are you hiding something from me Ari? Ari: Just my asshole and my dick Lloyd.
“i don’t want to be a clue”, Dean Winchester.
there was a good quote i heard watching something this week, just wish i wrote it down like i said i should of, of well.