South Park – Somalian Pirates We

by Keith McDuffee

South Park Pirates

We drink and we pillage and we do what we please
We get all that we want for free
We’ll kick your ass
And rape your lass
Somalian pirates we

So with a yo ho ho
And with a yee hee hee
We take to the African sea
We’ll brave the squalls
And bust your balls
Somalian pirates we

We left our homes and we left our mothers
To go on a pillaging spree
We’ll cut off your ears
And break your toes
And make you drink our pee

And if you sail into our waters
You best hear this decree
We’ll take your boat
Set your ass afloat
Somalian pirates we

With a yo ho ho (yo ho ho)
And a tricky lah-tee do (tricky lah-tee do)
We’ll shoot you in the face with glee
Then we’ll cut off your cock
And feed it to a croc
Somalian pirates we

Somalian pirates we
Somalian pirates we

Photo Credit: Comedy Central

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Clacked by Keith McDuffee
on Apr 23, 2009 @ 00:25 EST5EDT

8 Responses to “South Park – Somalian Pirates We”

David

April 23, 2009 at 4:39 AM

Awesome midseason finale. For me so far, this season’s had 2 great episodes, one good, and four forgettable ones. Let’s hope for a better than 50% average on the back side.

tozmervo

April 23, 2009 at 7:05 PM

That was a fantastic ending. Once again I am left in awe of the sheer speed with which they can make these episodes.

angela

April 23, 2009 at 9:35 PM

fuck this stupid ass show i love somalian forever i might be white but somalians are the shit

somali-guy

April 24, 2009 at 10:45 PM

wow! great episode am a full somali and it was actually pretty hilarious, and the pirates were actually speaking great somali! so that was pretty fantastic! wow
LETS GO PIRATES!
they do what they please! lol

Vijay Thadani

May 2, 2009 at 1:41 PM

I agree.. there havent been that many great episodes this season but the best of the lot would be the coon, fishsticks and this one.. south park rocks!!!