https://cliqueclack.com/p/hansel-gretel-witch-hunters-review/ Big voices. Little censors. Fri, 10 Apr 2015 14:43:24 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=4.1.1 https://cliqueclack.com/p/hansel-gretel-witch-hunters-review/#comment-22619 Sun, 27 Jan 2013 20:14:32 +0000 https://cliqueclack.com/p/?p=6635#comment-22619 They never did a screening in my area, so I saw it the old fashioned way and I have to agree. Although Renner’s Hansel looks a good 7-15 years older than Gretal and the characters spent more time posing with hot guns than anything else, I enjoyed it. However, the movie felt a tiny bit mysoginistic with the opening scene of demons with distorted breasts getting blown up and then ending with watching Renner’s Hansel beating the crap out of every ugly female he meets …

]]> https://cliqueclack.com/p/hansel-gretel-witch-hunters-review/#comment-22119 Sat, 26 Jan 2013 05:08:41 +0000 https://cliqueclack.com/p/?p=6635#comment-22119 I kind of half agree with you here, Chuck. As a Renner fan, I went to see this one today and wasn’t sure what to expect of it – and I came out feeling pretty much the same way that I went in. I don’t totally regret seeing it, but I also felt a bit underwhelmed. To be fair, you don’t go to a movie like this expecting it to reinvent the wheel, but I still cringed a little about how predictable the script was. I’d call it decidedly average…still, it did satisfy my Jeremy Renner fix, I suppose.

]]> https://cliqueclack.com/p/hansel-gretel-witch-hunters-review/#comment-22100 Sat, 26 Jan 2013 02:33:29 +0000 https://cliqueclack.com/p/?p=6635#comment-22100 Sorry. It was late, I had a full night of work still ahead of me, and I was rushing to get that posted by midnight. But, you know how critics can be … especially when the studio makes it difficult for them to see a movie. Me, I’m just an average Joe who has a chance to share my opinions on movies from a fan’s perspective here at CliqueClack, and going in with the lowest of expectations, it was better than I’d ever expect it to be. Sometimes you have to ignore the snooty critics (because a lot of them think much more of themselves than they should — and most of them have never made a movie) and listen to the people We’ll see how it does this weekend.

]]> https://cliqueclack.com/p/hansel-gretel-witch-hunters-review/#comment-22096 Sat, 26 Jan 2013 02:19:55 +0000 https://cliqueclack.com/p/?p=6635#comment-22096 Aw, you used to name drop the people whose comments you used. But I’ll take it. (-: I’m glad you enjoyed yourself. I still don’t intend to see it, though. Looks like most critics agree, given the Metascore of 18…

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