CBS
It’s that time of year once again. The witches, goblins, ghosts and undead will soon be roaming our neighborhoods. I’ll have to lock myself inside with my wooden stakes, silver bullets, garlic and crosses while I watch television. But I have to wonder … what if?
What if some basically good folks on my television screen were to go vampire? It could happen, y’know. But where would it get its start? How could this happen? What evil influence could have set the sordid affair in motion?
It was like a dream. Well, more of a nightmare. Here’s how it all went down:
Happy Halloween, you CliqueClackers!
Clacked by Jackie Schnoop 
on Oct 28, 2008 @ 09:00 EST5EDT
Err…?
To be honest I didn’t even get through the whole thing, I can’t read things that slowly.