It took a few episodes, but Katelynn came out of her transgendered shell last night on Real World: Brooklyn. No more Mr. nice guy, er, girl. She’s not takin’ guff from anyone. Good for Katelynn. As part of her newfound confidence, she takes up prancing to-and-fro throughout the house in her very tight short shorts. She’s just starting to get used to her new body and express her feminine wiles. However, her roomies doth take offense to her scantily clad activities, in particular Ryan and Scott. Gee, I wonder if the boys would raise a stink if Baya decided to walk the halls of Brooklyn manor in her lil’ pink panties?
Besides her wardrobe choices, Katelynn also purchases a stripper pole to aid in her sexy slide into womanhood. Yeah, baby! I’ve always been of the belief that every woman should own a stripper pole at least once in their life. I mean how else are they going to learn to get their freak on? I can’t teach them; I’m too busy watching football and eating meatball hoagies. At any rate, Katelynn does a damn fine job improving her pole technique. Then she puts the practice to work.
The gang takes an excursion to Ryan’s hometown of Gettysburg. While there, they spend an evening at a restaurant/bar. A bored Katelynn decides to livin’ up the proceedings by grinding away on a support beam. Then she grinds away on a tiny old man dressed like a leprechaun. Very nice. Of course Ryan and the rest of his Pennsylvania prudes were appalled. What a bunch of buzz kills.
Katelynn also decides to come out to to the rest of the house, even though they already knew, thanks to JD spilling the beans. Naturally, Katelynn didn’t take kindly to JD revealing her secret and bitched him out accordingly. The consensus seems to be that JD is kind of a dick. I can’t really argue with this assessment. He’s had spats with Chet, Devyn, Sarah and now Katelynn. He’s quickly running out of housemates to piss-off.
So, there you have it. Katelynn’s cat is out of the bag. No more speculating from Ryan, especially after Katelynn explained in detail the sex-change procedure. If you’re not aware, go peel a banana and you’ll be up to speed. Ryan’s horrified looks are classic. I expect Katelynn to become a lot more outspoken the remainder of the season. She seems pretty cool about her situation and has no problem joking about it with the fellas. She may have lost her junk, but her guy sense of humor remains intact. You don’t need balls to have balls.
Clacked by Scott Tunstall 
on Feb 12, 2009 @ 13:00 EST5EDT
Has J.D. done anything commendable on the show so far? Something is very wrong with that man’s brain. Even when he tries to be nice he ends up acting like a complete asshole.