Quotation Marks – Highlander, alternative lifestyles, goat turds and Scooby Doo

This week’s quotes are all about word play and animals– whether it’s their turds or their use as projectiles. The double meanings of Tang and dark atriums are all here for your Sunday enjoyment. These are some of our favorite quotes from the week, and as always, feel free to leave your own in the comments.

Castle

“Ya know, actually having to prove things, is really tedious.” – Castle

“The ’70s are back; they’re like the Highlander that just won’t die.” – Castle

Reaper

Sam: “Since when did you care if people get killed?”
The Devil: “I don’t. Good call. ”

“Little girl, I was working in this store while you were still experimenting with alternative lifestyles at summer camp.” – Ted to Andi

How I Met Your Mother

“I’ve got to figure out a way to introduce some wood into Bilson’s dark atrium … I think you know what I meant.” – Ted

The Mentalist

“This is a goat turd about six months old.” – Cho, about Jane’s “fossilized worm”

Lost

“See how you feel after living three years in the 70s.” – Sawyer, to Sayid

Life on Mars

Ray Carling: “This is all very Scooby Doo.”
Sam Tyler: “What do you mean?”
Ray: “A toy company harboring pure evil? That’s gotta be a first.”
Sam: “I see you’ve never met a certain purple dinosaur.”

South Park

Stan: “I got a hundred-dollar check from my Grandma, and my dad said I need to put it in the bank so it can grow over the years.”
Banker: “Well that’s fantastic. A really smart decision, young man. We can put that check in a Money Market Mutual Fund, then we’ll reinvest the earnings into foreign currency accounts with compounding interest aaaand it’s gone.”
Stan: “Uh. What?”
Banker: “It’s gone. It’s all gone.”
Stan: “What’s all gone?”
Banker: “The money in your account. It didn’t do too well. It’s gone.”
Stan: “What do you mean? I have a hundred dollars!”
Banker: “Not anymore you don’t. Poof!”

Stan: “Come on, this is ridiculous!”
Townsperson: “What’s ridiculous about chucking squirrels at a man who has angered the economy?”

30 Rock

“Computer, when do I get some tang? Also, I’m thristy. Wordplay!” – Tracy

“The closest I came to vomiting tonight is when I saw Anne Coulter’s shoulder blades.” – Jack

“When I was a kid growing up in the projects, I would look up at stars and dream of going into space, of escaping the slums, of killing an Ewok!” – Tracy

Clacked by Kona Gallagher
on Mar 29, 2009 @ 12:45 EST5EDT