Well, cats and kittens, it’s been quite a few weeks since your last installment of Quotation Marks. I could blame the turkey, mistletoe, and other seasonal excuses, but the truth is, there wasn’t much on TV to quote. This first week back marks a collection of quotes dating back to the last time we were all here. The good news is that I’ve probably missed a lot, so I’m depending on you to tell me all of the good stuff I’ve missed in the comments.
NCIS
“What is the range?” — Ziva
“Almost a kilometer.” — McGee
“I don’t speak Canadian; how far is that?” — Tony
Quotes from the Ether
“Okay, my sisters: mammos are NOT painful. Don’t be scared. Uncomfortable, sure, and your boobies look silly. But no pain.” — @TheAmyBrenneman proving that CBS weren’t the only ones out there doing creepy PSAs during the holidays
Dollhouse
“OK, am I the only one thinking we’re getting maybe a little too much of our intel from The Matrix … or possibly TRON, given the outfits?” — Topher
The Middle
“She’s boat show model pretty.” — Mike about Kate, Axl’s girlfriend
“What do you expect? I’m only in second grade.” — Brick, on the “C” Axl got on his Brick-written paper on Moby Dick
Modern Family
“She happens to like it. I don’t know if it’s the colors or the sounds… oh here comes the nightclub massacre, she loves it. Watch her little eyelids, it’s so cute, they get so heavy.” — Cameron, on letting their baby watch Scarface
“You’re quite the bullfight artist yourself.” — Jay to Manny’s Dad
Cougar Town
“For some reason I’m craving tea right now.” — Amy, after Bobby lifts a leg to prove his hospital gown was on backwards.
“Do you guys read Cathy?” — Laurie, on how single women have it harder than single men
Better off Ted
“It was the best elevator video since the soft core porn one about recycling.” — Ted, on the company produced elevator video
The Sing Off
“It is a scientific fact that all women love a well-placed falsetto.” — Shawn Stockman
Sanctuary
“You’ve turned what was supposed to be a symphony into rock and roll … French-Canadian rock and roll!” — Nikola
“Yeah, well, life’s a bitch, and then you don’t die.” — Nikola
Dexter
“If I were you I would give up vigilanteism — you’re not very good at it.” — Arthur Mitchell to Dexter Morgan
Clacked by Ivey West 
on Jan 10, 2010 @ 11:00 EST5EDT
