“[After learning of Cam’s cheating to get Michelle into Columbia] Do I say anything?” — Hodgins
“No, it’s not your business.” — Angela
“Can I give her a disapproving look?” — Hodgins
“Of course….” — Angela
“What makes us human, Bones, is that we can feel compassion and regret.” — Booth
“Why is it so important to you, Booth?” — Bones
“Because I know the kind of person you are, and I think you should let other people in on the secret too.” — Booth
“She looks like the Grudge.” — Josh
“She looks a little rough.” — Aidan
“Rough? If we videotaped Sally right now and showed somebody, they’d be dead in three days.” — Aidan
“Sally’s going to be fine. She doesn’t need you and me hovering over her shoulder with dating advice, either.” — Aidan
“Why? Is that because I’m sitting here waiting for a doctor to tell me whether or not I’ve impregnated my girlfriend with a mutated wolf baby?” — Josh
“Caught you talking about me, huh? He’s freaking out about the fact that he knocked me up in the break room the one and only time we had sex? It’s fine, it’s fine. I get that you would tell your roommate, seriously.” — Nora
“Yeah, no, thank you for that. But I didn’t tell him about the breakroom. And I didn’t tell him about the singular-sex part.” — Josh
“Oh.” — Nora
“We’re going to need a cover story. Epileptic fit, alcohol binge, banana peel … whatever works.” — Damon, on Jon getting bit by a vampire at the Lockwood Mansion
“Ryan … are you wearing deodorant?” — Randy Jackson
“If you take ‘country’ and ‘rock’ and combine them, you get ‘country rock’.” — will.i.am
“I thought you were all hat and no cattle.” — Steven Tyler to Scott McCreery
Off the Map
“How [many days off] do I owe you?” – Keaton
“Eight months.” – Cole
“But the other doctor said not to [about Keaton].” – Kid
“I know what the other doctor said; He’s not always right.” – Minard
“But he looks like he’s always right!” – Kid
“[Looks at the EKG] Is this what a panic attack looks like?” – Charlie
“[On potentially appointing Bobby Kennedy Attorney General] He has no experience.” – Jack
“He has the best experience in the world … He’s your brother.” – Joe
“I’m starting to realize that this job is about choosing between two lousy options. And the right choice is the one that’s just a little less lousy.” – Jack
Clacked by Keith McDuffee 
on Apr 10, 2011 @ 21:46 EST5EDT
