When Cory Monteith is looking you square in the eye, talking all earnestly about how exciting the rest of this season of Glee will be, it’s kind of hard not to believe him. Hell, he could look me earnestly in the eye and tell me about that time he rode a unicorn, and I’d believe […]
I admit it — I watch and love VH1 Celebreality shows (also known as “skankertainment”). They’re stupid, frothy, fun that are a perfect vacation from my life, my problems, and my sanity. They are also usually among the most conspicuously culturally irrelevant things on TV. Sure, there are things like How It’s Made that know […]
When I ask people to describe my personality for various reasons – curiosity, recommendations for a job or school, ego boosts on crappy days, et cetera – generally one of the first things that comes up is usually either “good sense of humor” or “funny”. And I like it that way. I like it better […]
Don’t think I don’t see all of you, standing around and muttering, pointing at me. “This is all your fault!” you hiss. “You Kasprzaktivists put Evan in the finale, where he didn’t belong!” To which I say — hold on a hot second, there. First of all, I don’t vote, because I’m way too lazy to […]
Every spring, my mother goes through a yearly ritual. She realizes she needs bathing suits, orders a bunch from Land’s End, and then goes to her room to try them on (usually with my sister and me in tow to voice opinions). Regardless of what she tries on, she will twist and turn to look […]
Dear Evan Kasprzak, Since So You Think You Can Dance turned a hundred episodes old and danced about cancer this week, I should probably talk about that. I should stick to voicing my unpopular opinions, like that Brandon should have been the one that went home this week, or that the cancer dance wasn’t really […]
Health care is ridiculously, heinously complicated. And not only is it complicated, it’s pretty effing boring. 99.999% of people watching TV last night at 8 were probably watching So You Think You Can Dance or re-runs of The Daily Show. And honestly, that was probably the better choice, unless you’re all nerdy and into this […]
