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Michael Noble


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Bio: Annoys people, doesn't sleep nearly as much as he should, doesn't naps, life-long carnivore, beats dead horses (metaphorically speaking, of course), refuses to drink bottled water ...

Posts by Michael Noble

So You Think You Can Dance – Season 5

So … what is it about So You Think You Can Dance that turns my crank, anyway? For me — the original male Cro-Magnon with two left feet — it’s about the lines and the movements and the shifts. It’s flips that aren’t possible … it’s stops and turns that shouldn’t be attempted because, if […]

American Idol: Giving good show

Glambert vs. Kute Kris. The Showdown. The second to last American Idol episode everyone would be watching … waiting to hear what they would sing … how they would interpret the songs … who would get the kudos. Out of the gate came a shakey Adam, very vampiric and oh, so black and gloomy. “All […]

American Idol – Where’re those votes goin’ … ???

Really … ?!? Danny Gokey was the one to go … ?!? The fact of the matter is: Yes. He got the boot. He was nixed. Cut off. Eighty-sixed. Heave-ho’d. Given the “See You On The Idol Tour!” send off. Clearly, his ouster from American Idol was a surprise. The consensus and overall buzz had […]

American Idol – The contestants aren’t the only ones fighting on Idol

Everybody – everybody – did well last evening. Well … mostly. All three guys stepped it up and performed swimmingly. And that’s exactly what they’re supposed to do; after all, they are aiming for the crowning achievement of Season 9 of American Idol — The Top Spot. I still can’t get over the shrill, screechy, […]

Dancing with the Stars – Cowboy demise

So … we’ll get the “highlight” of the evening out of the way right off the bat:  The world’s largest snake sacrificed itself so Samantha Harris had something to wear last evening.  Thankfully, we weren’t witness to any of the carnage that must have come about in the fashioning of said dress. Whew. Look, I […]

Krod Mandoon – Of baths and ball sacs

What? We’re up to the Lucky Number 7 spot of Kröd Mändoon and the Flaming Sword of Fire …. and you haven’t yet grabbed a front row seat for this series? Whassamatta you? Are you so hoidy-toidy you need your comedy handed to you on a silver platter? Do you longingly yearn once more for […]