A short week heading into the new year finds sets from ‘Archer’, ‘Battlestar Galactica’, ‘United States Of Tara’, ‘Peanuts’, ‘River Monsters’, and ‘Jersey Shore’.

As usual, the arrival of the holidays has the network schedules grinding to a halt. That leads to strange things like CBS only having three new hours, and ABC only having two. Or, NBC previewing one of their new shows and having nobody watch it.

After my annual ‘Nutcracker’-watching ritual, I started to wonder if the ‘Nutcracker’ is the most perverted ballet ever.

If you’re like me, you’re going to be spending this holiday weekend around family. That’s probably going to mean being around kids and you might have to watch Christmas-y stuff that’s at least PG. Don’t worry, we’re here to help with just a few shows that will make you and the little ones happy.

Traditions. It’s the time of year when they come out in droves … good, bad or indifferent. Michael offers one for you to relish with your warm cider.

Act now and you’ll receive this two-cassette collection of some of CliqueClack’s finest holiday songs, including ‘Oh NBC,’ ‘The Freelancer Song,’ and, of course, ‘Draper the Ad Man!’

Here’s a trip back through time to some of the holiday-themed posts I found most memorable here at CliqueClack TV over the years. Enjoy, and happy holidays to you all!