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Make It or Break It – Everybody’s got a clique

There’s no denying the fact that Make It or Break It is not something that I would have thought I’d enjoy. But last night’s episode completely made the argument for why I am: it’s just good TV. I never imagined I could laugh so hard with the show, and I assume it’s mainly because I’ve come […]

by Aryeh S.

The Closer – Brenda, in the harshest of lights

It’s hard to not build expectations for an episode when you see the title. Especially when you have a title like “Maternal Instincts” coming on the heels of everything we have seen between Charlie and Brenda. I saw that on my cable box, and had a whole story worked out for Brenda and Charlie before […]

by Brett Love

TV on DVD for August 18th

Things were a little slow on the DVD front last week, but business has certainly picked back up. The big shows are back with sets from Dexter, Greek, Eli Stone, Dirty Sexy Money, Gossip Girl, iCarly, and Sons of Anarchy. We also have some classic TV (Simon & Simon), some Discovery favorites (Man vs Wild, […]

by Brett Love

Weeds – Celia’s a lesbian

Picture this: you’re a fourteen year-old with a strained relationship with the parent of yours whose gender you share. They and your other parent are divorced, and its unclear just how much time you actually spend with said parent any longer. Lots of bad feelings and basis for intense therapy there. Oh, and you’re homosexual, […]

by Aryeh S.

TV in the Movies – Let’s go racin’, again

Last month I pitted famous movie cars/trucks versus their TV counterparts. It was a scintillating smack down that came down to a photo finish. When the smoke of burned rubber cleared, the big screen bounced the small screen to the curb. Well, TV demanded a rematch, and I was more than happy to oblige. The squawk […]

by Scott Tunstall

Unfortunately, Army Wives brings new meaning to the word boring

I don’t mean the show, so much as where we’ve arrived to at this point. Specifically, Sunday night’s episode, and the potential for continuing stories. What happened, Army Wives? Are you out of gas so soon? I mean, I was just getting nothing from Sunday’s episode. Sure, I had a long day — we went […]

by Aryeh S.

Hung – That is one beautiful penis, Ray

“Shit, Ray, that is one beautiful penis.” – Ray’s female neighbor So … Ray’s neighbor — the wife, not the husband — finally gets to see the penis, and that’s her reaction. And WE almost got to see it, too, just a Couple. More. Inches and we would have seen at least part of it, […]

by Jane Boursaw