Okay, so the pun made me phrase it this way. The truth is, it’s more like Rules of Engagement has stumbled upon the groove that How I Met Your Mother so comfortably resides in. Or, I could just be imagining things. Either way, I really like both of these shows, and, judging by the numbers, a […]

With the upfronts coming next month, there’s a lot of speculation as to what shows will be back next season. It seems that almost every show is on the bubble — nothing’s safe, yet nothing’s definitively canceled either. I’m going out on a limb here and stating that Castle‘s safe. Why? 1. Nathan Fillion’s finally […]

I was watching this week’s 90210, with all of the drama about Donna and David’s relationship, Kelly finding her “six-pack,” and Harry being forced to part with his Big Mouth Billy Bass, and I was really getting into it (Harry just wants a fish to sing “Take Me To the River.” Is that too much […]

Ok, they had me at “crime slut” with this episode. I had no idea that such a thing even existed, but it doesn’t sound like a bad way to make a living. You know, if you’re a slut who’s into crime sprees. As Walsh explains it: ” A girl tells a guy he’s her only […]

God bless the U.S. District Court! While I’m not too familiar with this section of the federal judiciary I’ve been told by dozens of television pundits that I should hate and despise them for their liberal rulings and, basically, the dismantling of society. So, like a lemming, I go with the flow. However, one of […]

We drink and we pillage and we do what we please We get all that we want for free We’ll kick your ass And rape your lass Somalian pirates we So with a yo ho ho And with a yee hee hee We take to the African sea We’ll brave the squalls And bust your […]

The FOX network is known for many things. Shuffling their schedule around on a yearly basis to squeeze out 500 weekly viewing hours of American Idol is one. Another is canceling new shows right after their very first commercial break. Jerking around Joss Whedon is yet a third. But the one thing that FOX has […]