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The ShamWow! guy vs. the hooker

Oh, that poor ShamWow! guy. People used to make fun of him for those stupid commercials, and now they’ll just make fun of him for being stupid. The minute he got arrested for punching a hooker who bit his tongue, Vince Shlomi was destined for a life of jokes pointed straight at him. Here’s just a […]

by Jane Boursaw

Ratings Clack – Heroes and Dollhouse hit new lows

(3/22 – 3/38) It was another screwy week of ratings. The combination of the Obama address and the NCAA tournament made for all kinds of scheduling nuttery. That doesn’t meant there weren’t some interesting numbers to look at. The ongoing dramas of the Heroes and Dollhouse ratings continued. Chopping Block managed to post a number […]

by Brett Love

Lost in Lost – Where is Daniel?

I know that all the talk after last week’s episode of Lost was about Ben, and his fate, but, frankly, that’s not the character that I’ve been thinking about the most recently. I don’t think there are any alternate timelines at work and I don’t think little Ben is in any real danger; he’ll be […]

by Bob Degon

Kings – Don’t mess with the Queen

“Did they not sing one to another of him in dances, saying: Saul hath slain his thousands, and David his ten thousands?” The plot thickens this week as we get a better look at just who Queen Rose is. It was already clear that she was more than just a figurehead, from what we saw […]

by Brett Love

The Wire virgin’s diary – All good things…

(Season 5, Episode 10, Series Finale) I knew that the end was coming, and I had myself prepared for it, but I have to admit that I miss The Wire. After having experienced the full run of the series, I understand completely why every fan I talked to about the show said it was the […]

by Bob Degon

Ashes to Ashes – Alex’s mum is a bitch

We’ve reached the halfway point of the first season of Ashes to Ashes and the reason for Alex Drake’s trip back to 1981 is beginning to take shape. She’s suspected all along that it has something to do with her parents’ tragic death. The latest chapter reveals that mommy and daddy were involved in all […]

by Scott Tunstall

Quotation Marks – Highlander, alternative lifestyles, goat turds and Scooby Doo

This week’s quotes are all about word play and animals– whether it’s their turds or their use as projectiles. The double meanings of Tang and dark atriums are all here for your Sunday enjoyment. These are some of our favorite quotes from the week, and as always, feel free to leave your own in the […]

by Kona Gallagher