As you know, tomorrow’s Valentine’s Day. What’s that? You forgot? Ho boy, you’re gonna have some ‘splaining to do. Well, if you have someone to ‘splain to, that is. Now, I could go ahead and make a cutesy list of the best ‘ships on TV or the ten kinds of chocolate I’d eat off Sienna […]
If you’re reading this post, it means one of two things: 1. You’re a huge television fan who uses the internet to augment your viewing pleasure. 2. You thought “CliqueClacking” was some sort of hardcore fetish you haven’t heard of yet. If you’re the latter, sorry. I hope you find what you’re looking for and […]
I dig Burn Notice for a myriad of reasons: cool spy gear, things go boom, hot chicks in bikinis, and Sam Axe, Michael Westen’s right-hand-man. Sam is loyal, reliable and trustworthy. Well, he did inform on Mikey to the FBI at one time, but that’s water under the bridge. Yeah, he does drink a little […]
I imagine that the big event for the average TV viewer this week was probably the premiere of Survivor, or maybe the kickoff to the NASCAR season, if you swing that way (CliqueClack doesn’t judge). But if you are taking time out of your day to visit us here at CliqueClack, you’re no average viewer. […]
Oh, Aimee Teegarden. We’ve fallen in love with you as the sweet, shy Julie Taylor on Friday Night Lights. But now you’re doing a guest stint on 90210, and while you look like the same Coach’s daughter we’ve know and love, this character is a little bit… different. I mean, bitch is crazy, right? When […]
Dear Simon, Paula, Randy and Kara, Apparently your producers value weirdness more than talent. I say producers because I can’t possibly believe that you are responsible for three people making the top 36 that just plain shouldn’t be there. First, Norman Gentle, or whatever his real name is. I swear, they had to have put […]
The Mentalist. Yeah, he’s pretty slick Flicks a frakker’s nose ‘cuz he’s being a dick But there’s someone else who can outclass Jane Don’t know who I’m talking ’bout? You gotta be insane! He’s Cho, yo, and he’s stealing the show Put on his sunglasses and he’s ready to go All of the ladies, hey, […]
