(Season 2, Episode 14 – “Second Chances”) Yeah, I put a big giant spoiler in the title. Got a problem with that? And speaking of the title … There are friends. And then there are friends like Cooper. I’m not sure if he’s moving in with Violet JUST to help her through the pregnancy, or […]

Right about now, anyone who’s seeing this post is thinking “God damn it! What’s with the spoilers?!” First of all, if you haven’t seen last night’s episode yet, then you have nothing to fear … yet. If you read further, though, you may be spoiled. You have been warned, so say we all … and […]

Dear American Idol Producers, I just want to send along a sincere thank you for issuing your public apology to Mark Mudd. While we already know that CliqueClack is one of the most important and influential sources on the web for television-related content, you can’t know how thrilled we are that CliqueClack had such an […]

No, I haven’t run out of original title ideas. As some of you may have seen, I recently wrote a similar post about the plight of the highly rated but severely overlooked NCIS. The truth is that your response to my article left me pleasantly surprised, while at the same time thinking about all of […]

I wrote recently about my love/hate relationship with American Idol. There have been some pretty horrendous audition episodes so far this season, and I didn’t expect much different from last night’s combined “New York”/Puerto Rico auditions. In case you didn’t know, the “New York” is because the auditions were actually held in East Rutherford, New […]

Um, in the news of the weird, it seems that last week’s episode of Grey’s Anatomy terrified enough men that now two of the top three current Google search terms are “broken penis” and “penile fracture.” Is this news, or not? Anytime a TV show inspires fear or controversy, it tends to be talked about. […]

Everybody does it. Don’t tell me you don’t do it. I just did it, and I’m ready to do it again! I’m talking about watching television, of course. And the other day, I was looking at People online, and got roped into looking at a slide show of photos of Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner. […]