Who gives a flying fig about the royal wedding? What’s all the fuss about? Isn’t it just two pretty, rich people (one formerly pretty), getting married? Do you care even less than I do? Why watch it? Sound off!

The end of the regular television season is almost here, which means it is also time to find out if your favorite show will return in the fall. Will your favorite make the cut? Pick your favorite borderline show in CliqueClack’s Curb the Cancellation Poll!

I spent just about a week submersed in all things Tina Fey, which mainly meant one thing: I laughed a lot. Between her recently released book and a binge on ’30 Rock,’ it was all Fey all the time!

Yep, you heard it right — we’re looking for some dedicated movie clackers to come on board for the newest tentacle of the CliqueClack beast: CliqueClack Flicks!

This week’s new offerings include ‘Upstairs Downstairs’, ‘Demob’, ‘South Park’, ‘Testees’, ‘Date With The Angels’, ‘Larry Sanders’, ‘Lucy’, ‘Growing Pains’, ‘Doc Martin’, ‘The Avengers’, ‘Human Planet’, ‘The Universe’, and Mike Wallace.

Guest Clacker Leah Cornish writes in on her recent experience at a screening of the series six premiere of ‘Doctor Who’ in New York.

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