NBC decided to give us an hour of ’30 Rock’ this week for Valentine’s Day. Like most decisions made by NBC, this was a bad one, as the episode felt overly long and all the stories were too spread out and unrelated.

‘SVU’ has never been for the faint of heart, but last night’s episode was particularly nerve-wracking…thanks to a great lineup that proves this show has plenty of life left in it.

Emily’s plan is coming apart when Jack finds one of the old video tapes. Will she be able to protect him or will he take matters into his own hands? Plus, a secret is revealed that could change everything!

We’ve heard some wild things related to money on ‘The Middle’ before, but Frankie forcing the family to finish the dog shampoo she accidentally bought? Isn’t that stuff designed to both clean and fight fleas?

Well, if I’ve gleaned one thing from this hit USA program it’s that it never gets cold in the Hamptons! Seriously, are gloves ever worn? Another satisfying episode ends with a bit of a shocker … then again, if the character involved would have just taken Hank’s advice then perhaps he wouldn’t be so … oh, just read my review for yourself!

Sue survives being thrown under a bus … Beki becomes a leper. Maybe *that* should be the next challenge on ‘Face Off’ …

‘Top Chef: Texas’ has the chefs compete to impress their mentors with amazing flavors and a whole lot of tears.