Archer met his hero Burt Reynolds this week, for better and for worse. For Archer, it was mostly worse.

Allow me to explain that interesting title. With this week’s episode, the NBC drama proves that it shouldn’t fix what isn’t broken.

You’ve got to show killer voice skills or diverse, inventive initiative to move along on ‘Idol.’ Or – per the dopes at VFTW – just be in the right place at the right time.

A quieter, gentler ‘Vampire Diaries’ still delivers fast-moving storylines, love triangles, new mysteries and novel character dynamics.

Jack and Liz have always been the backbone of ’30 Rock’ and that didn’t change this week as Jack gave Liz the 3rd degree about her new secret boyfriend.

‘The Big Bang Theory’ celebrates its 100th episode by showing us a small ‘what-if’ scenario. Only they don’t tell us it is fantasy until after we’ve bought into the story.

I’m just saying … Elizabeth could pretend as much as she wanted that she was cold, but with the thermostat turned up that high in the room, she’d have been sweating buckets just like her injured captor. And that doesn’t make her any less of a lady.