In the second installment of ‘Heart of Archness,’ would-be Pirate King Archer learns a crucial lesson: always read the manual. Particularly if it’s a pirate king orientation manual. Meanwhile, Malory cries, Pam ends up naked, and we somehow all win.

The auditions continue on ‘The X Factor,’ and I just have to say … some people are just so clueless. This begs the question; how do you not know when you’re really bad at something?

You’d think Cassie would have an opportunity to get settled before Faye tried to set her on fire again. Like mother, like daughter, as the parents of Chance Harbor play for keeps.

This week, I say how I really feel about Charlie. Plus, we mourn the loss of rum ham … and celebrate it’s miraculous resurrection.

It’s gritty and messy, but that’s where its charm lies. With Maria Bello helming the lead, this procedural is going to be a fun ride.

Plenty of people jumped all over me for doubting Bradley Whitford as being Red John. Here, have some crow; I hear it’s delicious.

Failures, love connections, witty banter, evil shades of gray and fantastic reveals; I’m figuring we’re in a really good place with season three of ‘The Vampire Diaries.’