Good news, everyone! Matt Groening’s scifi comedy is back for the summer, and we’ve got all the best quotes from ‘Neutopia’ and ‘Benderama’!

Last season’s surprise hit ‘Rookie Blue’ starts off its sophomore season with a great episode. These guys are no longer rookies, but can they overcome one of their own getting shot?

When we last saw Michael Westen, he was entering what was presumably a CIA office to get unburned. Tonight, we found out what happened next. Did Michael rejoin the CIA or not?

‘AGT’ finally arrives in the Big Apple. It’s where the talent is, no? Considering that the words “disdain,” “mediocre” and “bizzare” were pronounced by the judges, maybe not. However, one very unique act impressed everyone: Steven, a male pole dancer!

Even the little things are done expertly! I’d guess that Carlos’ (Shelly Desai) role has expanded far beyond where it was originally intended, but how do you deny a guy who innocently makes the most awkward comments about his bosses sex life?

The good news? Some contestants step up their games and the finalists are announced. The bad? We lose a few of my favorites and Carson Daly is still with us.

The second night of this week’s ‘MasterChef’ saw another person eaten with some fava beans and a nice Chianti. And, did you know? Nutmeg is a four letter word!