Relationships are blooming and dying, but something smells like rotten Chinese food on ‘Parks and Recreation.’

Priya says it perfectly — Sheldon is “a bit quirky.” Of course, this is coming from one of the few non-quirky characters on the show. Well, if you consider the “jump his bones then dump him” bit, she might be a tad quirky on her own. Or, on the other hand, maybe I’m just a prude.

I don’t know how Frankie couldn’t have known that Mike had never flown, but I was willing to buy it just for his “be cool” pleas, and the announcement about the first time fliers by the stewardess. I wonder if Mike ever went to the cockpit to collect his wings.

Some twists, turns and Miss Tyra voice-overs try to convince us that this isn’t the same old ‘Top Model.’ But runway antics, quirky personalities and simmering fierceness reminds us that yeah, it is business as usual.

All I want to know is this: How. Many. Times. Did. We. Have. To. Hear. JLo. Say. “I don’t want to do this anymore.” on ‘Idol’ last night?!? Which brings up today’s poll. …

This week’s ‘Modern Family’ is full of marital discord, and it takes ponytails, harps, and threats of violence to bring them all back together.

Mike does something really scummy in the quickfire (and I’m not talking about the texture of his dish).