I’m sure we would all like to die as Shirley would, surrounded by our family and completely at peace. Most of us, however, will die screaming, so why not take some assholes down with us, right? Alright, maybe that’s not a great idea, but it’s the one Pierce decides to go with after his pill habit lands him in the hospital.

How could I have thought this episode was going to be boring? With one dead, one stabbed, one freed, one stripped of his ring and one stripped of her powers, we had some real character shake-ups tonight.

Ben has a beautiful meltdown on this week’s ‘Parks and Recreation,’ proving that Adam Scott has become invaluable to this show.

Any woman or girl who has an older brother can identify with Raj being overprotective of Priya. I went through it. Of course, I didn’t make wanton lusty love with Leonard Hofstadter. Yet I still ignored my brother’s forboding, er, forbidded, er … forbidding any iffy behaviors on my part.

Matt Dillon and Shelley long guest star on this week’s episode of ‘Modern Family.’ Do they add to the hilarity or suck it out of the room?

Frankie brought up an interesting (using the word loosely) question: does society dictate that adults shouldn’t skip? I’m not sure I agree with her that it was our “main mode of transportation” as kids, but is it forbidden once you hit maturity?

I can’t explain just how lovely the first third of last night’s episode was for me. Suuuuunny days.