I’m going to guess that Abby will dump Hank as a client for ethical reasons after sleeping with him. Seems vastly different than Carla Gugino’s feelings on the subject when she played Vince’s manager on ‘Entourage’.

Well now she’s gone and done it. Barb has thrown down the spiritual gauntlet and challenged Bill to a Priesthood Holder Off. May the one whose ‘calling’ is strong win. (My money’s on Barb.)

The past comes back to haunt several housewives, while Lynette’s family is worried they’re in for a real haunting.

A royal taster, a spot of tea, Jewpids, and a time machine in Washington. It’s another episode of ‘SNL’, and we’ll have videos of the sketches here when we get ‘em!

This week, the writers of ‘Nikita’ give their viewers the ultimate Valentine’s Day gift – kickbutt TV. Was it better than midget porn? ‘Eff, yea.

This week on ‘Bones’ marked the final week of Booth and Hannah, but where does that leave us? And more importantly, where does that leave the fate of Booth and Brennan? Where does that leave the show?

Lionel Luthor returns to rebuild his empire and his family, and our superheroes finally catch a break!