Life in Pawnee is perfectly encapsulated by ‘Twilight,’ and JJ’s diner has the best breakfast dish ever created. Is it as good as Pawnee’s town slogans? You be the judge.

Calzona is back (for now) but Lexi’s freaked out by being pushed into a corner by the prospect of yet another McSteamy spawn.

Is post-hiatus ‘Nikita’ ripping off ‘Human Target’? Or is it like post-weight gain Tyra Banks – still hot, but not as hot as a Victoria’s Secret swimsuit model.

I’m usually proud to call Los Angeles my home, but – after this episode of ‘Idol’ – my head was hung in shame.

Well, the dancing scene was like ‘Glee’ gone bad and gone Bollywood at the same time. But, boy those smooches look real, don’t they? Raj smooching Bernadette. Sheldon enlisting Penny’s expertise. Who woulda thunk it?

Everybody talked a good game in this episode, and even made it look good at times, but they’ve all got a secret agenda.

“Fat Neil” returns as the gang learns that jokes have consequences. Plus, Chang wears some ridiculously elaborate body paint.