“You wrote a bad song, Petey.” -The Fabulous Mr. Fox. You wrote a bad episode, Petey.

The new challenge of an “Instant Dance” was added to this week’s episode of ‘Dancing With the Stars.’ Some people rose to the occasion, some didn’t. And Maks yelled at Carrie Ann!

‘The Event’ took us right into horror movie land with its final WTF scene, which sadly was the most interesting part of the episode. And now let the nightmares begin.

It looks like things are getting serious on HBO’s ‘Boardwalk Empire.’ Jimmy and Nucky reunited (even if by accident) in Chicago, as the threats against Nucky’s power in Atlantic City took a more serious turn.

The theme of this episode was clearly all about partners: Dexter/Lumen; Deb/Quinn; LaQuerta/Batista; Quinn/Liddy; Cole/Jordan. Maybe there’s too much partnering up going on?

Susan gets a job, Bree gets menopause, Renee and Lynette start a business, Gaby thinks Carlos is going gay, and Beth finally learns Paul’s secret … but she has a shocking secret of her own!

The teams remain in Russia for another exciting leg of the race, but misread clues cause one team to back track while other incur severe penalties. And why didn’t Nick and Vicki have to face a SPeed Bump?