‘Undercovers’ is one of the shows I was looking forward to the most this season. This episode makes me wonder why.

I totally didn’t expect Bob to turn into the creepy guy that works with Frankie. He always seemed a little weird, but the last thing a show already compared to ‘Malcolm in the Middle’ needs is to create another Craig Feldspar.

I’m coming late to the ‘Modern Family’ party, and I feel like I forgot to bring a hostess gift. For Cameron and Mitchell.

NaOnka continues to be one of the most offensive players in Survivor history, while Marty believes he’s the puppetmaster of the Espada tribe. Unfortunately, neither of them added many sparks to this week’s episode.

My Gordon Ramsay is just surrounded by idiots this season on ‘Hell’s Kitchen,’ poor dear. It’s fairly easy at this point to pick the last three cooking. Lots of chaff and hardly any wheat. So let’s talk about chaff!

I have more quotes I want to share and more genuine laughter before the credits of ‘Cougar Town’ than I do in some two hour theatrical comedies. Where do all the viewers go after ‘Modern Family?’

‘South Park’ is back after a short hiatus, and this time the show tackles a topic that I’m surprised they didn’t get into before: NASCAR. Here are some quotes.