Don’t you hate it when you sit through 13 hours of television, only to come to the conclusion that you’ve just wasted 13 hours of your life for a severe case of blueballs? Hey, it could’ve been worse — it wasn’t ‘Lost.’

Does menswear for women work? Does Michael Kors watch too many late ’80s sitcoms? Is Lifetime just for ladies? All of your questions will be answered….

Was it me, or did Larry seem a tad intimidated by the idea of mocking Christian Scientists? Not that he didn’t make fun of them, but he seemed to restrain himself pretty significantly. Personal growth, maybe?

More quotes from the week’s episode of ‘Futurama,’ this time from an episode that you couldn’t possibly pronounce without hearing it said.

Michael, Sam and Fiona have become weirdly dependent on Jesse the Nobody … since when do they need anyone else to get the job done?

I know you’ve been biting your nails in anticipation of part two of my review of this week’s ‘Masterchef.’ Stop that! It’s a bad habit. Paint them with something foul tasting, and read on!

What was with the crazy dramatic music playing while Troy told Eugene that he wanted to be a lawyer? Is a kid on the precipice of a death sentence not allowed to dream unrealistically for a few minutes?