Yes, I was away again last week. So, once again, here are some of the more notable quotes from the past TWO episodes of ‘Futurama.’

In part two of my review of Masterchef, I am going to venture out and pick some favorites. Which just might get them eliminated, with the way my luck’s been running lately. Oh well! Let’s toss that particular dough up in the air and hope it doesn’t stick to the ceiling!

It’s quite possible that Lesley Ann Warren has cornered the market on terrible moms. I thought Jinx was bad … meet “possibly sleeps with son,” AKA Sylvia Bakey. Yikes!

I love that Neal’s so talented at things like gambling, but we’re not supposed to think that conning and gambling go hand-in-hand are we? Because I’m sure not every good con man can score in Vegas.

The high stakes casino life comes calling after a murder links back to a sleazy money lender. I still can’t figure out why they were spending their time on this one, though. Can you?

Fox’s ‘Masterchef’ has a new day and time. Did you notice? This week, we munch along with the remaining fourteen amateur cooks all vying for the title. With marines, mystery boxes, taste tests and Chinese food! And the continued appearance of a subdued Gordon Ramsay. Are you ready for part one of a two parter? Lovely!

Maybe a mediocre episode looks a whole lot better when you don’t watch a really great one just minutes before it?