Just when you thought a giant stand-off was enough of a jaw-dropping ending, ‘The Closer’ drops an even bigger bomb in the final scene.

I’ve already pretty much forgotten the three people kicked off ‘Last Comic Standing’ this week. Their material was nothing special. And so far, I am two for three in my predictions. Maybe I should move to Vegas….

In what should have been the season four finale, Michael, Frank, Trevor, and Jeremy deployed to Afghanistan. How is it that the old men are leaving, and Delta Chase is off sailing with his kids?

Hopefully Turtle gets Showtime, because Mason on ‘Dead Like Me’ is a cautionary tale: don’t smuggle drugs in your bottom.

Seems just about every character we know is in a spot of trouble this week. At least things are taking a turn for the better for Lafayette. Not so much, though, for Sookie. Or Bill. Or Eric. Or Alcide. Or Tara … Oh, especially Tara.

Just put aside for a moment, if you will, the fact that Nate and Sophie finish each other’s sentences and enjoy the country kitsch of this week’s episode of ‘Leverage.’

Awesome season premiere dialogue or crappy? You be the judge. What were your most/least favorite quotes of the ‘Psych’ premiere?