Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to read part two of my review of this week’s double dose of ‘Hell’s Kitchen.’ You have 60 seconds to decide, before this lead-in self destructs.

As the sixth season opened with Tommy Gavin flat-lining, going to heaven, then to hell, then waking up again, his life seems like hell on earth.

The first of another two-parter, in which we find celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay pissed off. What? That’s nothing new? True. Let’s see what he’s “on about” now!

One would think that cleaning up the streets would be enough motivation, but hey, I guess if you want to be mayor one day, the ends justify the means as much as they do for Vic.

The first five finalists are picked on ‘Last Comic Standing,’ and I’m wondering if my comedy-dar is off, or what.

“I pledge allegiance to the National ‘whatever’….” Really? How could the girls turn their backs on Sasha so easily? And how can he forgive them?

Denise and Pamela work together to track down a kid who’s calling 911 and saying that his mother has been seriously injured. Jeremy meets his new team leader.