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Defying Gravity – Something bad is happening on Antares

While this week’s episode was titled “Fear,” I think they should have gone with something else. Fear certainly permeated through just about the entire crew. Everyone, save Jen, had hallucinations that stopped the commercial cold (and really? A candy company has ten billion to spend on a commercial?). Donner was the only one able to […]

by Ivey West

Project Runway – What a twist!

The current season of Project Runway has yet to bring out its star talent or resident weirdo, but that is doing wonders for catwalk justice. In previous years, it would sometimes feel like producers were keeping certain contestants on the show simply because of the controversy they stirred (creepy Victor? Rosette-tastic Angela?). However, this episode’s elimination […]

by Annie Wu

Diary of a Veronica Mars virgin – So long, V

(Season 3, Episodes 19-20) Well, that’s that. Veronica Mars is all over, and it definitely went out with a whimper, not with a bang. I suppose I have to cut the show runners some slack, as they didn’t prepare the end of season three to be their swan song. Coming into the final season I […]

by Bob Degon

The X-Files Virgin’s Diary – From stigmata to cockroaches

(Season 3, Episodes 9-12) From serious to surprisingly wacky, the middle of season three saw The X-Files continue a string of strong episodes. Methinks the show has definitely found its stride. The dynamic between Mulder and Scully is so great to watch, especially when they’re separated from one another. Thank god for cell phones, or […]

by Jason Hughes

The Practice virgin’s diary – Helen takes on Donnell and Associates

(Season 2, Episodes 17-20) That is, she takes them on in what should have amounted to the most wildly appealed case of judicial and legal misconduct that I’ve ever seen on TV. Opposing lead counsels were sleeping together; one of Bobby’s co-counsel and Helen are best friends; Helen interceded on Jimmy’s behalf when he had […]

by Aryeh S.

Diary of a House Virgin – What do I do when the sixth season premieres?

(Season Two, Episodes 14-16) The longer I watch these back episodes of House, the more I ask myself this question, “Do I want to skip everything else when the new season starts?” Granted I know I would miss quite a bit, considering the three seasons I would miss. I would eventually see those, but obviously […]

by Ivey West

Dark Blue – Despite the recession, the heroin trade is still popping

Which would actually be good news, if there weren’t so many barriers to entry in that market, such as the turf war that Dean and the gang consciously walk right into. This episode was like a civics lesson, too. Propping up the bad guy who is better for you (or not as bad for the […]

by Aryeh S.