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BBC Babble – Ty Pennington invades England

I’m told that Ty Pennington is a big deal. As host of ABC’s wildly popular Extreme Makeover: Home Edition, Ty has positioned himself as a 21st Century Bob Vila with good hair. I still remember him as the male model carpenter on Trading Spaces. Well, the dude has come a long way since those days. […]

by Scott Tunstall

Does the crew at Saving Grace take their practical jokes too far?

(Season Three, Episode Eight) We’ve talked about some of the elaborate pranks that the squad has pulled on each other in past episodes. I’m actually a big fan of the more simple stuff they do, but when they put their minds to it, they can really design some crazy stuff. Tonight’s episode may have just […]

by Ivey West

Rescue Me – Garrity has an orange dick

WARNING! If you dislike guy humor involving junk, sausage, peckers, cocks, balls, penises, trouser snakes, and/or schlongs, then this probably isn’t for you. The immature boys of 62 Truck engaged in what might be their finest juvenile romp in the five-year history of Rescue Me. Yeah, I laughed out loud the whole damn time. My […]

by Scott Tunstall

The Closer – Hello Charlie

Take your daughter to work day works out a little differently if your parents are Kyra Sedgwick and Kevin Bacon. It turns out you end up with a recurring role on one of cable’s top shows. That nice little career development for Sosie Bacon made up half of the show this week. The other half […]

by Brett Love

Diary of a Gossip Girl virgin – The mystery files of Charlie Trout

(Season 2, Episode 5) You guys, you guys. I have a confession. This show is exhausting me again. All these girls are so mean and I’m tiring myself out from ducking and dodging their flying cat claws. If we could find a way to power machines with super-bitchery, Gossip Girl would save the environment. Someone […]

by Annie Wu

Make It or Break It’s Lost crossover

Playing Naomi on Lost was one thing; for Marsha Thomason, tougher than getting murdered in a jungle might be playing sports agent MJ on Make It or Break It … the participants are certainly more ruthless. Plus, who wants to square off with a teen-athlete’s parent, even a good one like Payson’s mom, Kim? It’s […]

by Aryeh S.

Diary of a Six Feet Under virgin – Please pass the tissues

(Season 5, Episodes 9-11) One episode left of Six Feet Under. I’m saving a whole post for the finale because you all have hyped it up as the greatest finale in all of television history. My expectations are high, folks. There is some business to attend to before the finale, however. These episodes leading up […]

by Bob Degon