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TV episode reviews and general clack about them.

The Office goes for broke with its characters

If I had to choose to marry one person on television, I, like millions of women everywhere, would choose Jim Halpert. But he’s been disappointing me for a while now. Have some vision, Jim! Have some ambition! Some spine! So this episode didn’t exactly address those concerns, but at the very least, I fell back […]

by Julia Hass

Harper’s Island – Why are the red eyes significant?

Point Unlike last week, where we got three killings in one episode, this week we got one with Hunter Jennings. I’m not sure what to say to you if you didn’t see this one coming very early on. Notice the money and the gun were what dearly departed Uncle Marty was toting around on the […]

by Keith McDuffee

30 Rock continues its downward spiral

In their infinite wisdom, the powers that be here at CliqueClack have given me the opportunity (yet again) to air my grievances about 30 Rock. Somebody’s asleep at the wheel! And not only here; over at 30 Rock, as well. Bob’s recently been writing about the good run the show’s been on; permission to respectfully […]

by Aryeh S.

Supernatural jumps the shark

Well, not really, but the writers were having some fun with one of the tenets of the phenomenon. Occasionally referred to as “Cousin Oliver Syndrome,” the sudden inclusion of new family, especially children, is an oldie, but goodie, in the shark jumping world. And more often than not, it brings with it disastrous results. Thankfully, […]

by Brett Love

Survivor – And the meek shall … whine and cry

Oh Sierra! How consistent you have been since the beginning, bitching and crying when you were picked last in the schoolhouse pick’em that opened the season. And now when the tide has turned and your closest ally is too stupid to play his damn immunity idol, leaving you in the lurch and scrambling to save […]

by Jason Hughes

American Idol – The “Magnificent Seven” wrap-up

I have questions. Many questions. Two American Idol contestants are nixed from an “extended” Top Seven elimination – Lil Rounds and Anoop Desai. Alert the media. (Too late.) We knew these oustings were coming for any of the three “usual suspects”: Lil Rounds, Anoop Desai and Matt Giraud. (Added bonus! Allison “Red” Iraheta was in […]

by Michael Noble

90210 – Maybe they should just pick one show and go with it

I was watching this week’s 90210, with all of the drama about Donna and David’s relationship, Kelly finding her “six-pack,” and Harry being forced to part with his Big Mouth Billy Bass, and I was really getting into it (Harry just wants a fish to sing “Take Me To the River.” Is that too much […]

by Kona Gallagher