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South Park – Queef Free

There’s a time in out lives, when we must listen to the oppressed And realize that we’ve been keeping women down They have power and they have courage And we must all stand by the belief That a woman is strong, and she has the right to queef Fly free Free to queef aloud Fly […]

by Keith McDuffee

Lost – It’s all about the kids this week

This episode was chock full of answers, wasn’t it? We found out exactly what Sawyer whispered to Kate in the helicopter, some light was shed on the fate of Ben, and we discovered what happened to Aaron before Kate returned to the island. I would say that those are more answers than your average episode […]

by Bob Degon

Life on Mars was all about the gene hunt

After all this time, after waiting patiently for episodes upon episodes, we finally get our series finale of Life on Mars. Alright, so it was only one season, but I felt like a series finale had to have some sort of build-up. First of all, seriously … I had no idea. Don’t get me wrong; […]

by Keith McDuffee

American Idol – something for everyone

Today’s Guest-clacker is Michael Noble, a married native Southern California family man.  He is alive and well, and spouts off more often than he should and is currently embroiled in a Project 365 photo blog. Ain’t it a kick how everyone has their own little quirks and kinks about this show? “He’s darling.” “She can’t sing […]

by Guest Clacker

BBC Babble – A culinary house of horrors

Gordon Ramsay is an obnoxious prick. With that out of the way, I can continue with my review of Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares. Celebrity chefs have become all the rage in the last few years. The names are familiar to most: Mario Batali, Bobby Flay, Emeril, Paula Deen, Alton Brown and to a lesser, more aggravating […]

by Scott Tunstall

Reaper – Three reapers and a baby

It was a bit of an up and down week down at the ‘Bench. There were answers to a couple of the bigger questions the season has raised, but one of the answers was better than the other. The soul(s) of the week made for a good tale, while welcoming back an old friend, but […]

by Brett Love

Medium – Allison as a human lie detector seems awfully familiar…

Sometimes I wonder if there is ever anything new on TV anymore. As I was watching Allison realize that that game show buzzer going off in her head was telling her people were lying, I knew that I had seen something very similar not all that long ago, but couldn’t for the life of me […]

by Cate Cropp