Gaby used to be such a caricature of a woman. She was this skinny, rich bitch who was only concerned with looking good, having nice things, and worrying about me, me, me. She’s still that way, but maybe having kids has softened her a little bit. I mean, obviously, she’s let herself go (if you […]
Ok, so I guess it was fun seeing the heroes lose their powers in this week’s episode of Heroes, but wow, what a bunch of pansy-assed whiners. We’ve got Peter in the jungle, practically sniffling about how “I needed to know I could be a hero without my powers.” Boo hoo, Peter, but I loved […]
(Season 1, Episode 9 – “Flame Red”) ” “ – Jane, to victim’s daughter, who’s wearing headphones Patrick Jane can be a real wiseass. He’s not even cop — or whatever the people who work for the fake law enforcement agency CBI are — and he just makes incredibly goofy comments to victims’ family members, […]
(Season 5, Episode 11 – “Juiced”) It’s all coming to an end so quickly. Why couldn’t ABC have just given us a full season of Boston Legal this season instead of this truncated half-season? Did I really just use the word “season” three times in one sentence? I want a season six! There, said it […]
Sheesh, every time I think that Lynette is the perfect mom, she turns around and does something that makes me wonder where her head’s at. On Sunday’s episode of Desperate Housewives, “Me and My Town,” Lynette did everything she could to manipulate the situation with Porter and his cougar-lover Anne Schilling. In the end, she […]
(Season 2, Episode 11 – “Self Made Man”) My first thought after watching this episode is that it is clearly far more useful to be a sexy female Terminator than a big male one. Think about it: all the strength of Arnie with the added bonus of being able to seduce night clerks at the […]
(Season 13, Episode 10 – “You’re Gonna Get Me Killed”) I’ll give credit to those dumb frat boys because they didn’t have the week’s dumbest move. That would be reserved for Dallas. We’ve known pretty much all season that Dallas is a bit of a dim bulb at times. Sure, Starr thinks he’s cute and […]
