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Blowing the Hatch What's the opposite of when a show "Jumps the Shark?" It's the moment it went from good to great, and we call that "Blowing the Hatch."
CliqueClack Flashback Reminiscing about shows of the past.
CliqueClack Re-watch Our Clackers re-watch a TV series and give a new perspective on a beloved show of the past.
Comic-Con Posts covering interviews and anything else TV-related with the San Diego Comic-Con
Episode Reviews TV episode reviews and general clack about them.
Giveaways We do a lot of giveaways here on CliqueClack TV, and here is where you'll find them. TV on DVD and more.
Guest Clack We LOVE having guests write for us. Here's where you can find what they've written.
Interviews Our own interviews with cast members and crew.
LiveClack We semi-regularly run live-blogs and chats, so make sure you check back to see when we've got a new one brewing.
OMG/WTF?! Episodes One-off episode reviews of shows we don't regularly cover, but we've just got to say something this one time.
Open Letters Open letters to the television world, letting them know what we really think.
PodClack Comedian Jay Black joins guests and fellow Clackers for his weekly look at the TV landscape and more. It's the edgy entertainment you've come to expect from the CliqueClack brand - now in audio form!
Polls Too lazy to leave a comment? C'mon, you can at least check a box or two and vote!
Previews We preview new seasons and series before they air, so you'll know if they're worth your time.
Quotation Marks Quotation Marks is a list of the quotes of the week from television.
The Virgin Diaries CliqueClackers watch shows they'd never seen before, starting from season one, chronicling their experiences and opinions.
TV on DVD Posts about new and upcoming releases of your favorite television shows on DVD.
What Were They Thinking? Moments on television where you have to wonder: What were they thinking?

Quotation Marks – House; 30 Rock; Friday Night Lights

It was a good week for quotes. Between Parker pretending to be a flight attendant on Leverage and House and Cuddy just being House and Cuddy, there was a lot of hilarity on the tube. Read on for CliqueClack’s favorite quotes of the week and feel free to post your own in the comments.

by Kona Gallagher

Grey’s Anatomy – Lexie breaks Sloan’s penis, Denny makes sense

(Season 5, Episode 12 – “Stairway to Heaven” ) “I believe in Heaven … I also believe in Hell. I’ve never seen either, but I believe they exist. They have to exist, because without a Heaven, without a Hell, we’re all just headed for limbo.” – Denny’s voiceover Holy Talomey, what an episode! We had people […]

by Jane Boursaw

Psych – Don’t be William Zabka

(Season 3, Episode 12 – “Earth, Wind, and… Wait For It”) Things were just a little bit different in Santa Barbara this week. Oh, there were still a lot of good gags, and a host of obscure references. At the same time though, there was a bit less of the psychic nuttery. Shawn and Gus […]

by Brett Love

Private Practice – Violet laughs, Pete steals morphine

(Season 2, Episode 13 – “Nothing to Fear” ) “We’re two of the most emotionally stunted people I’ve ever known … and we’re just growing all over the place!” – Violet to Cooper, as they’re sitting in the closet together laughing over the dismal state of their lives My favorite storyline this week involved Cooper and […]

by Jane Boursaw

Battlestar Galactica – Little Nikki isn’t so special … or is he?

(Season 4, Episode 12 – “A Disquiet Follows My Soul”) Beginning population: 39,644 If you watched the Face of the Enemy webisodes, Gaeta’s thought process in this episode should be little shock to you. In fact, I wasn’t really sure why the closing scene had Zarek hiding the “mysterious person” he was talking to, behind […]

by Keith McDuffee

Friday Night Lights – Emancipation – Guest Clack

(Season 3, Episode 2 – “Tami Knows Best”) Sebastian’s back Guest-clacking for us again…. In true Friday Night Lights tradition we got another episode filled with adolescent teenagers trying their best to do things that aren’t good for them. As expected, Riggins did his best to screw up his relationship with Lyla, but she wouldn’t […]

by Debbie McDuffee

The Office – The great debates: hot or not & heart or brain

(Season 5, Episode 12 – “Prince Family Paper”) What a fantastic blend of the emotional heart of this show with the unique humor that makes it so special. There’s nothing like The Office for taking something completely mundane and making it entertaining. Tonight, while the major story featured Michael and Dwight’s infiltration of a rival […]

by Jason Hughes