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Diary of a Firefly Virgin – In which we meet tiny, gap-toothed Zac Efron

(Season 1, Episode 5) All right, River better do something even remotely interesting again soon because displaying a slight fondness for cattle and prancing around in an over-sized sweater (and bike shorts under her pink skirt?)  isn’t quite enough for me to like her. Until I find a reason to take River super-seriously, I’m going […]

by Annie Wu

Burn Notice – I kinda see where Fiona is coming from

For the most part, I’m of the the belief that Michael Westen is in the right to pursue his dream of being fully reinstated as a spy. If that’s what he wants to do, who am I to judge? After all, he’s pretty damn good at what he does, and he has a boy scout […]

by Scott Tunstall

The X-Files Virgin’s Diary – Season 2 begins; give me back my X-files!

(Season 2, Episodes 1-4) What a great start to the second season. In the first four episodes we’ve had an alien encounter, a true monster, psychological manipulation and now mental powers, military experimentation and ultimately a government cover up. Sounds like every facet of The X-Files was just covered. And we got to see one […]

by Jason Hughes

Diary of a Battlestar Galactica Virgin – Mutiny, and Starbuck goes all Jackson Pollock

Where was I? Oh, yeah. Last I left you, Chief was still mourning cute-as-a-button Cally after she was blown out the airlock by evil Tory; Gaius was spewing his “God loves perfection, and since humans are perfect, God loves humans” jargon; Saul was hallucinating that Ellen was the Six prisoner; the Cylons were smack dab […]

by Scott Tunstall

Make It or Break It ain’t a bad way to while away the time between seasons of Greek

I had an inner battle over admitting this, but I’ve finally decided to come clean: yes, I have been watching ABC Family’s new show, Make It or Break It. The ridicule may now begin. Ah, the shame of admitting that we enjoy something that seems so unlike us. But, I’m taking a page out of […]

by Aryeh S.