After all this time, after waiting patiently for episodes upon episodes, we finally get our series finale of Life on Mars. Alright, so it was only one season, but I felt like a series finale had to have some sort of build-up. First of all, seriously … I had no idea. Don’t get me wrong; […]

Watching Megan Joy butcher a song as great as “Turn Your Lights Down Low” made me realize she has a lot in common with another Idol contestant from season 6: Sanjaya Malakar. First, we have what I like to call MHPD, or Multiple Hair Personality Disorder. While I don’t think we’ll be seeing Megan sporting […]

ABC’s Life on Mars ends its first and only season tonight, only giving us an hour’s worth of wrap-up to soak in. Will it be enough? Will we be satisfied? Do we care? I’m actually looking forward to it. I want to know what happens to Sam, what happens to the rest of the cast […]

Today’s Guest-clacker is Michael Noble, a married native Southern California family man.  He is alive and well, and spouts off more often than he should and is currently embroiled in a Project 365 photo blog. Ain’t it a kick how everyone has their own little quirks and kinks about this show? “He’s darling.” “She can’t sing […]

CHECK OUT OUR UPDATED LIST OF THE BELOW. NOTHING TO SEE HERE! MOVE ALONG! May I have your attention please. I don’t want to alarm you, but the current 2008-2009 season is fast coming to an end. We’ve already seen some season and series finales (Privileged, Battlestar Galactica) over the last few months, but that’s […]

Gordon Ramsay is an obnoxious prick. With that out of the way, I can continue with my review of Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares. Celebrity chefs have become all the rage in the last few years. The names are familiar to most: Mario Batali, Bobby Flay, Emeril, Paula Deen, Alton Brown and to a lesser, more aggravating […]

It was a bit of an up and down week down at the ‘Bench. There were answers to a couple of the bigger questions the season has raised, but one of the answers was better than the other. The soul(s) of the week made for a good tale, while welcoming back an old friend, but […]