Cupid Cartman, a ‘Game of Thrones’ history lesson, gay love and Cupid Cartman. It’s the last South Park until some time later this year, and we’ve got a bunch of choice quotes from it for you.

Each week I review a show that’s new to me. Good idea, or punishment (mine or yours)? You be the judge. But either way, if I had to watch it, the least you can do is read what I have to say….

A few MORE good writers, that is. … Do you think you have what it takes to be a member of the CliqueClack writing team? We’re looking to cover more shows as well as expand on our original take on news items. We also want to revive our Webisodes Clack! If you’re interested, read on.

On the National Broadcasting Company, the people are entertained by two separate yet equally important groups: the fake police, who start the parody episode, and the fake district attorneys, who finish the parody episode. These are their stories. Slight spoilers may be within.

Each week Ivey and Bob break down ‘Game of Thrones’ from the perspective of those who have read all the novels (so spoiler-phobes beware). This week, Ivey’s fascination with Margaery Tyrell takes center stage.

When it comes to elimination night and you have an opportunity to shine, do you huff it? No. You do the best you can in order to garner a position of advancement. What’s so damned hard about that? I mean … that’s what you’re competing for … right?

Hey, ‘New Girl’ writers? Don’t make Jess look like a complete and total moron. You insult our intelligence when you do that. As viewers of the show we not only expect more, we demand it.