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Survivor – Introducing … The Sugar Show

(Season 17, Episode 13 – “The Good Guys Should Win in the End”) “Strategery” is obviously important in a game like Survivor, but you have to be careful, especially toward the end when there are so few players left. The remaining contestants can spend a lot more time paying attention to what you are and […]

by Jason Hughes

Tonight on the tube: Laurence Fishburne joins CSI

Spotlight Show of the Night CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (CBS, 9:00 p.m./8:00 p.m. Central) – A new murder leads to a connection with an infamous serial killer. This, in turn, leads Grissom to the class of criminal pathologist Dr. Raymond Langston, or Laurence Fishburne as he’s known to you and me. As we all know, […]

by Jason Hughes

Why did Jane Seymour design a testicle necklace?

How can I write a post about something that leaves me speechless, you ask? I wondered that very thing. But as I watched the commercial for Jane Seymour’s Open Hearts necklace, I realized I was going to have to find a way to overcome the cat that had my tongue, because this was too good […]

by Debbie McDuffee

Portugal: The New Jersey of Europe? – Guest Clack

Cate Cropp, a Jersey girl living in Portugal who just can’t give up American TV, is back guest clacking for us again today. I’m from New Jersey, a place that TV writers like to poke fun at, well, often.  How I Met Your Mother dedicated an entire episode to making fun of the state as […]

by Keith McDuffee

The plucked peacock

This may seem like piling-on after yesterday’s brilliant Grinch/Zucker ditty by CliqueClack’s own Richard Keller, but what the hell happened to NBC? The once imposing network — home to such television icons as the Cartwrights and Johnny Carson — has plummeted into a chasm of mediocrity. A perennial ratings powerhouse during the ’80s and ’90s, […]

by Scott Tunstall

My new write-in campaign: Save Christian Kane!

It seems that it has become super-trendy these days to start campaigns to save things on TV. Any show that gets canceled seems to automatically see a save-our-show campaign pop up. With the exception of Jericho, these things rarely work. I have been feeling a bit left out, however, and decided to jump on the […]

by Bob Degon

It’s not raining. Joss Whedon is peeing on your leg.

… Either that, or something has snapped and he has actually gone insane. Over at the L.A. Times, they are quoting Whedon as saying he would have put Dollhouse on Friday too. I call shenanigans. This is Whedon being the good soldier, playing along with the network and trying to garner some much needed press […]

by Brett Love