We here at CliqueClack are in a giving mood. Maybe it’s the holiday cheer in the air, or perhaps it’s because the mood was transmitted to us like malaria or tuberculosis by Stephen Colbert and friends, via his TV special, A Colbert Christmas. I don’t know, I’m not that good with understanding how television works. […]
7:00p/6:00 Central Saudi officials aren’t worried that we’re going to spend less on their oil. That’s what they’re telling CBS’s 60 Minutes. ABC offers a special look behind the scenes with Ty Pennington on Extreme Makeover: Home Edition. NBC says It’s Football Night in America, in case you weren’t sure. Meanwhile, the new CW Sunday […]
(Week of Dec. 6, 2008) Boobs, penises, and asses made our favorite quotes of the week. Take a look, and add your own in the comments section. “I hate disappointing just one person, and I really hate disappointing everyone. But I love Burlington Coat Factory. You go in there with $645, you are literally a […]
I have no idea what day of the week this is. I have been so sick for the past three days, for all I know, it’s Sunday. Sure, I can look up the day (it’s Friday), but that doesn’t mean anything to me. I am completely disoriented. Fortunately, television doesn’t care how disoriented you are. […]
A couple months ago I was bitching about the new batch of Food Network cooking shows and lamenting the loss of some of my favorites. While I still miss some of the chefs who have disappeared or been pushed out of the prime viewing time (Nigella Lawson, Michael Chiarello, Jamie Oliver, et al), the new […]
A big part of the Christmas season is, for me, watching all the classic holiday Christmas specials. It just wouldn’t be Christmas without Frosty, Rudolph, the Grinch, and all my other holiday TV pals. One of my favorite specials is the holiday classic, The Year Without a Santa Claus, featuring a memorable appearance by two […]
Syndicated In an effort to protect Richard, a sorceress exchanges his identity with that of a merchant’s son on a new Legend of the Seeker. 5:00p/4:00 Central BBC America’s version of Gladiators continues with more action. I’ve never watched it, so does anyone know if they use the giant Q-Tips on the UK version as […]
