(Season 1, Episode 9) “I’d rather deal with your fucked-up shit than be alone.” – Sam to Tara I love True Blood more every week, and I’m already depressed that there’s only three episodes left this season – wah. But thank goodness it’s been renewed for a second season – yah! True Blood is romantic, revolting, and rejuvenating, but most of […]

To the programming executives at FOX (if there are any; for all I know the programming is done by a monkey pressing a button on a TRS-80 once an hour): We need to have a serious talk, because I believe you may have some problems. Mainly, you like to call ‘Wolf!’ a lot. Or, in modern […]

(Season 5, Episode 6) Ack! Lily Tomlin, Frances Conroy, AND Gail O’Grady all in the same episode! I’m psyched that Desperate Housewives might be on an upswing. They’re certainly pulling out all the big guns! Lily Tomlin as Mrs. McCluskey’s sister, Roberta, is perfect casting. Those two are such like-minded droll souls, and I’m excited to […]

Doctor Will fans alert! Dr. Will Kirby, the PuppetMaster of Big Brother 2 and Botox King of Dr. 90210 on E!, will be taping possibly two (but at least one) episodes of The Doctors on December 7. On his official website, Will has made a plea for folks to join the audience. Bring signs? Bring […]

(Season 13, Episode 6) FACTOID: Departure times for this leg of the race: Nick & Starr (11:22 p.m.), Toni & Dallas (11:34 p.m.), Ken & Tina (11:53 p.m.), Kelly & Christy (11:59 p.m.), Terence & Sarah (12:05 a.m.), Andrew & Dan (12:29 a.m.). I bring this up because it’s interesting to see how incredibly close […]

J. Hues: “Hi and welcome to the “Animation Domination” round table discussion. Thanks for joining us. We have a special treat this time around as we discuss the latest installments of FOX’s The Simpsons, King of the Hill, Family Guy and American Dad. Please give a warm welcome to the patriarchs of all four FOX […]

(Season 3, Episode 6) In case you’re wondering, the episode title translates roughly to “if it can be.” Well, that’s Google’s literal translation, but it really means “yes, it can be done.” Miguel has gone out of his way to prove to Dexter that this is a moto he can attach to their little relationship, […]