It’s Friday the 13th. That means Tara and Michael aren’t going to agree on the following commercial. But they are united in believing neither needs Depend Silhouettes … yet.

The drip, drip, drip of the main presidential sex scandal(s) of ‘Scandal’ is worth watching.

This episode belonged to Sandra Oh. She owned it. But where does her character, Cristina Yang, go from here?

‘Community’ is a show about a group that quietly supports each other: a community. Despite carnival douchebags named Blade, inappropriate texting, and pillow monsters, like Seinfeld, the gang will always be there.

This week the gang throws Nellie an un-Welcome party complete with magicians, Creed’s awful original music and the codename “Pam.”

An animation heavy week of releases includes ‘Bob’s Burgers’, ‘American Dad’, ‘Ben 10′, ‘Conan’, ‘Super Hero Squad Show’, ‘Young Justice’, ‘Treme’, ‘Meet The Browns’, ‘Murdoch’, ‘Frozen Planet’, ‘Eight Is Enough’, ‘Ernie Kovacs’, and ‘Man VS Wild’.

Bullying grandmas, vajayjays, and smacking it in San Diego. Here are some choice quotes and lyrics from South Park’s “Butterballs” episode. Read it! Now! Oh, what, now you gonna cwy?!