The 14th season of ‘Dancing With the Stars’ begins in March, and we have some thoughts on this year’s cast of, um, stars.

We meet the guy behind Quarles this week and he’s … well, you’ll have to read to find out. Were you surprised? Disappointed? Let’s chat.

Do you recall Bugs Bunny stammering “What?! When?! Where!? Who?!? How … ?!??!” in those terrific Warner Bros. cartoons of yore? Well … that’s basically what I was doing with ‘Idol’s’ first competitive offering.

Here’s a good question: who’s Dorneget better paired with? McGee, Gibbs, or Tony? As much as I liked him acting all awkward around Gibbs, I think I have to give this one to Tony. It’ll be like Tony breaking in McGee all over again!

I’d argue that Jonesy has always been the most wary of Neal, despite their friendship. Well, his testimony confirmed that, but I was also touched by the wonderful things he had to say about Neal. Still, I totally agree that Neal needs to serve out his sentence and be grateful for a sweet deal.

Travis gets injured and everyone thinks about how sucky it is to be a parent sometimes.

‘Castle’ returns to form with an episode that more fits with its regular formula after the show’s latest two parter ended so disappointingly.