Who’d have thought that the ‘Worldwide Leader In Sports’ would also be the leader in awesome daytime programming? But it is, thanks to having everything including a kitchen sink.

Host and judges get ousted from Simon Cowell’s Americanized version of ‘American Idol’ … and (for the most part) I’m feeling good.

As for the ludicrous notion that an unusually high winning percentage is proof of misconduct, I have only two words for the State’s Attorney’s office: Denny Crane. I rest my case.

I feel for Little Runk. No way in the world does that kid make it to adulthood without being seriously damaged. The key for any enterprising therapist is to get in early and hang on with all their might. Anyone in on the ground floor of that project will have hit the jackpot.

There was nothing I didn’t love about the sneak preview of FOX’s ‘Touch” last week … except Tim Kring’s established capacity to screw up really good shows. Don’t do it this time, Mr. Kring, I beg of you. …

‘Gossip Girl’ ramps up the drama for the 100th episode. But the wedding takes a back seat to a ‘very big’ Gossip Girl reveal.

Aidan and Josh get their groove things on (that’s what the kids are calling it these days, right?) with their ladies, and Sally wants a baby as we move further into season 2.