I want my MTV! Well, I got it. A whole thirty years of rebellion and cutting-edge programming (as well as tons of crud) beamed into my eyeballs via VH-1 Classic, if you can believe that.

Each week I review a show that’s new to me. Good idea, or punishment (mine or yours)? You be the judge. But either way, if I had to watch it, the least you can do is read what I have to say….

What do you do when you’re celebrating 10 years of a great kid’s show? Ruin it with a crappy hour long live-action movie? Well, I wouldn’t, but Nickelodeon did!

This week’s releases include ‘United States of Tara’, ‘Eastbound & Down’, ‘Everwood’, ‘MST3K’, ‘Super Hero Squad’, ‘Hell’s Kitchen’, ‘Ben 10′, ‘Samantha Brown’, ‘Garrow’s Law’, ‘The Colony’, and ‘Pie In The Sky’.

With only one more episode of ‘Switched At Birth’ left this summer, Emmett may have a tough decision to make. Who do you think he should be with: Bay, or Daphne? Vote in our poll!

While things were mostly quiet on the broadcast front, the big premieres continued on cable. Last week saw the return of ‘Entourage’ on HBO, and ‘Project Runway’ on Lifetime.

Listen to Kevin Williamson talk ‘Secret Circle,’ and check out the highlights from interviews with others from the cast and crew.