Everyone is playing different roles on this week’s ‘Modern Family,’ but it doesn’t really work out for anyone. What we do learn, however, is that pie, milkshakes and go-karts don’t mix. Actually, they do, but on the floor of your car.

Sure: I’d watch Hugh Grant in Charlie Sheen’s ‘Two And A Half Men’ role. How ’bout you?

After almost two seasons the beast within Alicia Florrick finally awoke, as betrayal at the hands of her close friend — back when she wasn’t a friend — made her, for the first time with someone other than Peter, genuinely emote. And she was awesome!

Two episodes in, things get shaken up. Now we see what the competitors are made of as they go up against each other.

Was I the only one wondering, before it was suggested that the killer had taped himself, who would have had their cell phone positioned perfectly so as to be able to capture the murder on tape? No one on the team thought of that?

What can cause high drama, difficult choices and a lot of deep soul searching? Prom night, of course.

‘Stargate Universe’ is over, and I can’t be the only one speculating on what would have happened had the series continued. No, I have no idea, but I love guessing.