Getting kind of tired of attempting to write coherent reviews of ‘The Vampire Diaries,’ when all I want to do is scream, “OMG!” And I mean that in a good way. So instead, I speckle tonight’s musings with my predictions for how things could play out in the next two episodes.

Everybody’s making great strides this week on ‘Parks and Recreation:’ Leslie takes control of her womanhood, Ben gets away from his bedbugs, and April and Andy buy silverware (and marshmallow shooters).

I won’t be surprised if there isn’t some uproar about the smoking monkey in the episode. Amy Farrah Fowler only talked about it before. Tonight we saw it. Uh-oh.

Singing, bowling, speaking a foreign language … what’s something you do better drunk? (Psst: you don’t REALLY do it better, you just THINK you do. Because you’re drunk.)

A night dedicated to Carole King fell miserably flat on its face and collapsed upon itself. Whatever happened to the promise we wouldn’t be forced to endure a particular artist’s catalog, Jimmy?

Everyone loves the Looney Tunes. They’re a staple of American culture. But what happens when a new generation of animators interprets those characters? Well, we’re going to find out …

Every week brother and sister team Bob and Debbie take on a new topic. This week we talk about why the networks are so quick to cancel new shows, before they even have a chance to find an audience.