I stopped reviewing ‘Traffic Light’ because I really dislike it. Now I’m wondering if there are people out there who are enjoying it. Reveal yourselves!

Like Tom Hanks in ‘The Davinci Code’ (except you know, good), I have pieced the clues together to reveal the truth. I think I know what they don’t want you to know … YET. I think I know what’s going to happen in the season finale of ‘Community.’ Brace yourselves; it’s shiny.

Am I crazy, or is it true that all of a sudden Minard and Fuller actually have an interesting dynamic? What the heck happened there?

We’re giving away a free ‘Quantum Chef’ t-shirt to one lucky commenter. If you include an original scifi-ish recipe you’ll also get publication on CliqueClack Food!

When are Booth and Bones going to realize that, despite the dates they wrote on the scraps of paper, they are actually already in a relationship? Guest Clacker Staci takes on this review of ‘Bones’.

Most everyone knows a certain someone or two who is, as defined by this new web series, “unfortunate.” Unfortunately, these unfortunate people are not unique — they’re everywhere.

It’s a really lucky St. Patrick’s Day for one ‘Idol’ contestant. I mean REALLY lucky. Not for our bilingual participant, however. So much for the next piece of my ‘trifecta’ puzzle taking shape on ‘Idol’ …